When Swiss international Valon Behrami was robbed at gun point in december, the muggers obviously didn't know they were messing with a man who commits 2.5 fouls every game!
With the exact same fouls per game average and league appearances as Juraj Kucka, Napoli’s Behrami only edges him out on alphabetical order.
If Kucka and Behrami are up for it, we’re willing to organise a playoff. Maybe send them out into a shopping mall and see how many two-footed tackles each player can commit on innocent bystanders over a 15-minute period?
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