NILE RANGER
Nile Ranger is currently a free agent after being released by Newcastle United in March.
But heaven knows why Newcastle wouldn't want Ranger on their books.
Possibly it's because of his terrible taste in cars?
Or maybe it's because of his even worse taste in tattoos?
Or could it be because, as a striker, he scored 3 goals in 51 league games for Newcastle?
It was probably the tattoo thing.
Nile, for a reason unbeknownst to any trained psychotherapist, thought it was a good idea to have (and pay for) a smiley face to be tattooed on the inside of his bottom lip.
Imagine if the government in your country said that as punishment, anyone convicted of a crime would have a rubbish emoticon tattooed in their mouth.
There would be uproar! Not even the most conservative minds would stand for such a violation of a human's rights, regardless of the crime committed.
People wouldn't even want this tattoo as a punishment, let alone choose to have it.
And you probably can't even get a skin graft for a TATTOO ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.
The worst tattoo in world football history. Take a bow, Nile, but keep your mouth closed.
Nile Ranger is currently a free agent after being released by Newcastle United in March.
But heaven knows why Newcastle wouldn't want Ranger on their books.
Possibly it's because of his terrible taste in cars?
Or maybe it's because of his even worse taste in tattoos?
Or could it be because, as a striker, he scored 3 goals in 51 league games for Newcastle?
It was probably the tattoo thing.
Nile, for a reason unbeknownst to any trained psychotherapist, thought it was a good idea to have (and pay for) a smiley face to be tattooed on the inside of his bottom lip.
Imagine if the government in your country said that as punishment, anyone convicted of a crime would have a rubbish emoticon tattooed in their mouth.
There would be uproar! Not even the most conservative minds would stand for such a violation of a human's rights, regardless of the crime committed.
People wouldn't even want this tattoo as a punishment, let alone choose to have it.
And you probably can't even get a skin graft for a TATTOO ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.
The worst tattoo in world football history. Take a bow, Nile, but keep your mouth closed.
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